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10 Unwritten Rules of Friendster
Saturday, December 31, 2005

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Got this from Deej on Friendster... The 10 Unwritten Rules of Friendster.

1. To the people who have like more than 500
friend's, are you serious? Nobody in this universe
has that many friends... you're stupid. Go kill
yourself.Those who have more than 1 account?
That's stupid.The friends you have in your first
account can also be seen in your second or third
account.That's stupid.Trying to be popular?Behead
yourself coz that's stupid.

2. If you're ugly stop acting like you don't know
it. The captions under you picture that says "top
model pose" doesn't convince anybody. at least you
can work on your personality

3. Don't ever post pictures and say "omg im so
ugly" because if you were, you wouldn't post them.
please put away the rod and reel cause your just
fishin for compliments.

4. Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
So don't try to act "astig" with the
keyboard...that's so sad! unless you actually
physically beat someone with the keyboard. then
thats ironically hilarious.

5. If all your pictures look the same...don't post
them all! Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face 8 different ways. We
don't care if its inverted, black and white, or
faded out. a face is a face.

6. Who really gives a rat's ass if I don't accept
you as a friend...MOVE ON. Don't send me another
request or message asking "what's up?" I don't
want you as a friend or I just don't care, that's
what's up!

7. Tennagers 18-years-old-and-below who have
friendster and LOOK LIKE SLUTS, go somewhere else
because NOBODY wants you here except petaphiles,
and is that what you want? to be raped? no you
don't so RUN, RUN FAST!!

8. No one is really going to die in 6 days or have
bad relationships for 5 years if they don't pass
your nonsense chain bulletin. so stop saying that!
(its so nonsense I puke everytime I see one)

9. If you have decided to read this, You are a
true Friendster Friend. Real friends read their
bulletins.

10. It serves to eliminate people who are
desperately trying to add "friends" like it's a
popularity contest in high school. Good riddance!


Agree? Then post this on your Friendster's bulletin board!

*Computer end log*


Posted by Jepoy @ 12/31/2005 01:12:00 PM
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