NONSTOP texting with Globe... sort of.
Friday, July 29, 2005 Captain's Log Stardate -318574.35
Globe's currently offering its lowest SMS and Call rates to prepaid subscribers. Now here comes another promo (or racket). Globe's TEXT NONSTOP PROMO. For only P15, you could send text messages non-stop to any Globe subscriber for 1 day. Teka. 1 day?! WTF&^%$D$S!? Let's do the math. P15 * 30 days = a whopping P450! Ayos sa racket ah... and it's annoying to send this message everyday....
To join this promo (racket nga eh), send TXTNONSTOP15 to 2870 and P15 will be deducted to your load. For more info, send NONSTOP to 2870.
If you're currently subscribed to the TEXTRATE promo, your request will be denied. You must cancel your TEXTRATE subscription. To do this, send REMOVETEXT to 2870.
SUN CELLULAR FOR LIFE!!!!
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Globe's celebRATE
Globe's celebRATE Round 2
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Moon landings are fake!
Thursday, July 28, 2005 Captain's Log Stardate -318571.69
Ever debated whether man's landing on the moon are true or not? Well, according to Google's latest service, it's fake! Google Moon functions like Google Maps. Google Moon is an extension of Google Maps and Google Earth that, courtesy of NASA imagery, enables you to surf the Moon's surface and check out the exact spots that the Apollo astronauts made their landings.
According to their site, "We usually don't announce future products in advance, but in this case, yes, we can confirm that on July 20th, 2069, in honor of the 100th anniversary of mankind's first manned lunar landing, Google will fully integrate Google Local search capabilities into Google Moon, which will allow our users to quickly find lunar business addresses, numbers and hours of operation, among other valuable forms of Moon-oriented local information."
Try to zoom in too close, you'll see that the moon is actually made of....
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"I Believe" YUO AER TEH SUCK
Sunday, July 24, 2005 Captain's Log Stardate -318561.3
Nakakatawa yung napanood ko kagabi sa Imbestigador sa GMA-7. May lalakeng nagrereklamo na sya daw ang may-ari sa "copyright" ng tagalog version ng I Believe na theme song ng My Sassy Girl.
Sinabi ni Efren Roxas Elemos na sya daw ang may karapatan sa I BELIEVE. Year 2003 daw nya nadinig sa Korea yung music and "feel na feel" daw nya ang kanta. Then nagka-idea sya na i-translate sa Filipino ang kanta. Pagkauwi daw nya sa Pilipinas ay isinalin nya agad sa Filipino ang kanta at last April 2005 ay kumuha sya ng copyright. WTF?! HINDI SA IYO ANG KANTA TAPOS KUKUNAN MO NG COPYRIGHT. Moron.
Sinabi pa ng asawa nya na ginawang pattern daw ng Sony-BMG ang version ni Efren Elemos para sa Filipino version ni Jimmy Bondoc para sa My Sassy Girl Tagalog Version. OOOHHHH.. KAAAAAYY..... Paanong pattern eh sa DVD version ko ng My Sassy Girl, MERONG ENGLISH SUBTITLE YUNG MTV!! GEESH! Eto ang screencap ko ng MTV ng My Sassy Girl (hintay nyo magload kasi 250KB yung GIF):
Duda pa ako sa mga to eh. Bakit ngayon lang niya sinubmit yung copyright-kuno nila sa National Library kung 2003 pa niya napakinggan yung kanta? Nakatunog sigurong i-rerelease dito sa Pilipinas ang Filipino Version ng kanta. Tsk Tsk. Hidden agenda nga naman.
Sana huwag mong gaguhin mga tao. Huwag mong pangalandakan na sa iyo ang tono at lyrics ng kanta na yan. Translation lang yan. Ako nga may Chinese version din nyan eh. 2002 ko pa napanood yan at kung may DVD na ako ng panahong yun, KAYANG-KAYA KONG ITRANSLATE YAN SA TAGALOG. PSSSH!
Kung sino man nakakaalam ng email ng original composer nyang kanta na yan, i-email nyo lang ako at ako mismo magsusumbong para mademanda tong lokong to ng Copyright Infringement.
Download the Imbestigador Episode:
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My Sassy Girl: Tagalog Version
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Globe's Rude CSR
Friday, July 22, 2005 Captain's Log Stardate -318556.15
Kagabi nagbubutingting ako ng menus ng Globe Scvs+ ng 64K Xtreme Memory SIM ko and may natuklasan akong matagal ko ng gusto. Ang downloadable G-Cash menu. Sa sobrang tuwa ko, dinownload ko at kung ano-ano pang menus ang nadownload ko. GENTXT PowerLink, Prepaid Balance, BDO Cash Card, etc.
Kaninang umaga, sinubukan kong lagyan yung 128K XL SIM ng tatay ko. Aba, walang laman yung myFavorites>Add>Money> na G-Cash menu. Tatlo lang ang laman. Inisip ko baka naguupdate lang yung Globe at that time kaya hinayaan ko na. Nung dumating si Lalaine, sinubukan kong lagyan yung 64K nya. Meron!
Sinubukan ko ulit ngayong gabi na lagyan yung sa tatay ko. Wala pa din. Ang laman lang ng Money menu ng 128K ay BPI Mobile, BPI Connect, at ForEx. Sa 64K, BDO Cash Card, BPIExpressPay, Forex, Prepaid Rld, BPI Connect, G-Cash, Prepaid Blnce. Tumawag ako kani-kanina lang sa Globe 211. Mahinahon akong nagexplain ng scenario ko. Hinold ako for 2-3 minutes then pagbalik, tinatanong kung retailer SIM ba daw yung SIM ko. Sinabi ko na hindi. Sinabi sa akin na wala daw updates sa kanila na available na yung menu download ng G-Cash. Hiningi ko na lang sa kanya yung Keyword and access number para madownload ko manually yung G-Cash menu. Sinabi sa akin na hindi nga available idownload yung G-Cash menu and nagtaas na sya ng boses. Sinabi na ifoforward na lang daw nya na parang inis. Sinabi ko na lang yung buo kong pangalan then sumingit bigla na "I THOUGHT YOU WERE JEPOY BLA BLA BLA...". Sinabi ko na FULL NAME ko yung kakasabi ko lang at sinabi ko na "ms, paki indicate na lang dyan na administrator ako sa myGlobe..." Biglang sya napa. "oh sir.." Binaba ko na lang yung telepono.
Hay, bakit ba ako tumawag pa sa CSR.. alam ko namang walang matinong isasagot sa akin yan. Tsk Tsk Tsk...
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Globe's celebRATE Round 2
Wednesday, July 20, 2005 Captain's Log Stardate -318549.52
Extended ang promo ng Globe ngayon. May P25 pesos na. Eto yung natanggap kong SMS kanina:
Get dscountd Globe 2 Globe cols! Txt CALL50 for P50/30days or CALL25 for P25/10days.Enjoy P5/min on 1st min & 2.50 on suceeding mins.Noncnsumable reg fee of P50 or 25 will b chrgd 2 ur acct.Get dscountd Globe2Globe txt for only P0.50/txt. Txt TEXT50 for P50/30days or TEXT25 for P25/10.
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Star Trek Voyager at eBay.ph
Monday, July 18, 2005 Captain's Log Supplemental Stardate -318545.12
May nakita akong auction sa eBay.ph kagabi... STAR TREK VOYAGER COMPLETE SEASON DVD!!!!! Wah!
Nung nakita ko, nasa $49.00 yung last bid. $607 sa Amazon.com yung Season 1-7. Asian version "daw" yung nasa eBay pero.. Hmm... Nagbid ako hanggang $50.99. Pero paggising ko kaninang umaga nasa $81.00 na :~( Pupunta na lang ako sa Q. P2K lang yata dun. :D
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The Martians are coming!
Captain's Log Stardate -318543.73
 Nakatanggap ba kayo ng email stating with the subject heading, "NO ONE ALIVE TODAY WILL EVER SEE THIS AGAIN." at tapos ang content ay sinasabing on August 25, Mars will be close to Earth and will be as big as Earth's moon? Too good to be true. IT'S FAKE. HOAX. Kung mangyari man yan, siguradong magkakaroon ng malalaking baha sa mga coastal areas natin kasi ma-aalter nito ang gravity. May Martian amoeba/bacteria kaya? Eh mga space dwelling creatures? Hmm... STARTREK RULES!
More info on NASA's Site:
Beware the Mars Hoax
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I am an Engineer. Really?
Saturday, July 16, 2005 Capatain's Log Supplemental Stardate -318539.02
May sinend kanina na video si Karlo about sa mga babaeng engineer. Proud engineers. CISCO video sya at masakit man, dapat tanggapin na ni wala sa kalingkingan nila ang mga naging kaklase, kabatch, at schoolmates ko... kahit ako. Totoong mababa ang quality ng school namin at mga professors. Imbes na i-encourage ka, idodown ka pa. Tama, hindi lahat dapat i-asa sa school pero paano kung ang environment eh tulad sa atin. Sira sirang mga PCs sa laboratory, puro virus, Library na kapos sa libro AT TAUHAN.
Sa batch ko na lang na BS Computer Engineering nakupo, graduate na sila pero hindi marunong magtroubleshoot ng computer. Hindi marunong maginstall kahit Operating System. Paano nakagraduate yaaan!? Tama, bagsak nga Call Center.. yan sinabi ng professor ko dati eh. Yung professor ko naman na yun, 3-5 times nireretake ng mga students yung subject nya (ako two times :D). Hindi kaya nya napapansin na hindi sya effective teacher sa nangyayari. Hindi na daw nya problema. Tsk. Noong nasa UST ako, sinabi sa amin ng isang professor doon na kung may umulit sa kanyang subject ng 2 times at lampas 50% ng students yun, hindi na sya magdadalawang isip na magresign kasi problema na nya yun at hindi students. Sana ganoong klaseng mga professors ang nasa aming paaralan, kaso hindi eh. :(
Sayang lang tong school namin, puro Ph.D at Master's kuno ang mga professors... TALAGA LANG HA?! Sana dumating ang araw, na ang mga ggraduate sa school na ito ay masasabi na proud ang "I AM AN ENGINEER"
Download the video of Cisco System's I AM AN ENGINEER:
http://rapidshare.de/files/3144455/cisco_engineer.wmv.html
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Are we competitive enough?
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Happy Birthday Daddy!
Captain's Log Stardate -318538.95
Birthday ng pinakamamahal kong tatay ngayon. Wala kaming handa. Hehehe. Nagsimba lang sya ngayon.
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Insta-Money
Friday, July 15, 2005 Captain's Log Stardate -318535.85
Wala ka bang pera? Gipit? Pwes, sumali sa rally at magkaroon ng instant P300!!! HAHAHAHA! Hindi ko alam kung totoo tong cash coupon. Nakuha ko lang sya sa BnC Forum
Ano pa hinihintay nyo?! Sali na. AHAHAHAHHAA! RIP PHILIPPINES.
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Susan Roces' (FPJ) Cabinet
Thursday, July 14, 2005 Captain's Log Supplemental Stardate -318534.16
I recieved this via forwared email this afternoon. This was circulated during last year's election on the email and forums. Originally, this was supposed to be FPJ's cabinet. Read on for some laugh trip during in this time of crisis:
Contrary to elitists' perception, Susan Roces is very prepared to lead the nation to GLORY (with out Gloria).
In line with parliamentary tradition, Susan recently formed his "shadow cabinet" (a term used to denote the group of people from the opposition who are well versed in policy development and implementation, and waiting to take over the reigns of government once in power). None of the present roster of presidential wannabes can boast such preparation for governance.
THE SHADOW CABINET
ECONOMIC TEAM - Susan's thrust will be to achieve an ECONOMIC MIRACLE that the country missed in the 80's and 90's. Nobody is better equipped in making this MIRACLE happen than Nora Aunor (Himala). As NEDA Secretary, Sec. Aunor will not draw water from brooks of Kupang (Place of Himala), but would make miracles happen by encouraging people to believe in themselves. According to the future NEDA chief. "Tayo ang gumagawa ng Himala" She will be assisted by Underscretary Madame Auring to guide the government in taking the miraculous path.
Sec. Aunor will be supported by Sec. Pepe Pimentel (Finance) and Sec. Roderick Paulate (Budget and Management). As Finance chief, Sec. Pimentel is well aware of where the "Kwarta" is. And no matter how small revenue collection will be, the public purse will be efficiently handled and kept by Budget Secretary Paulate in his "Bayong" with Undersecretary Amy Perez.
Finally, the Team is completed by Trade and Industry by the tandem of Sec. Mura and Undersecretary Mahal to make sure that the basic commodities are priced right, neither expensive (Mahal) nor cheap (Mura).
SERVICES TEAM - True to his populist color, Susan will give more to those who have less in life. Being allied with the GMA administration, MMDA Chair Bayani Fernando will be replaced by another Bayani, New MMDA Chair Bayani Agbayani. As such he will scrap the Odd-Even scheme and implement a simpler "Ocho-Ocho" traffic program, i.e., no cars in Edsa from 8amto 8pm.
Agriculture Department will be headed by Sec. Vilma Santos to ensure that food supply will be bountiful in all seasons in all regions.
Housing, being the cornerstone of the Susan Roces Administration, will be given to an equally regal and competent person, HLURB Secretary Dolphy. As such, he will ensure that the masses get their deserved homes either along the riles (railroads) or airports. The middle class on the other hand will be helped by Undersecretary Nova Villa.
The National Youth Commission will be headed by German Moreno so that he can help develop the talents of the millions of Filipino Youth. He will be assisted by Commissioners-At-Large Jojo Veloso and Alfie Lorenzo.
Social Welfare portfolio will be given to no less than Sec. Willie Revillame. He will leave his show to prepare for government service. To fund the welfare programs, the young Lucky Manzano will be appointed to the PCSO and PAGCOR.
Finally, the Department of Health will be headed by Dr. Vicky Belo. The projects in line are as follows: Oplan Alis Skin Disease, Tangal taba, and Libreng Lipo sa Masa.
RESOURCES TEAM - Susan Roce's policy is the full development of our resources for the benefit of the people.
Department of Energy will be headed by Sec. Gary Valenciano. No more PPA, just pure energy.
The Environment portfolio will be given to Sec. Chin-Chin Gutierrez and supported by Bureau of Forestry Director Rico J. Puno, Mines and Geosciences Directress Gretchen Barreto, and Undersecretary Jimmy Bondoc.
DEFENSE AND LAW AND ORDER TEAM - Considering the lack of respect the citizens have for the law of the law, Susan will implement the policy of law without fear or favor.
The Defense Department will be given to Sec. Annabel Rama who is feared by the devil himself. If she can handle Ernie Maceda, why not the generals of the AFP. If she can defend Ruffa's integrity despite all her shenanigans, what more the integrity of the national territory.
The Department of Interior will be headed by another fighter, Sec. Mystica who is well aware of the workings of the police after figuring in weekly brawls ever since she entered showbiz. She will be assited by PNP Chief Paquito Diaz, an expert on mobs and thugs.
FOREIGN AFFAIRS TEAM - Susan will continue the current government's constructive engagement. Among the members of the nation's new foreign service are the following Ambassadors:
Africa Union - Susan Africa
Austria - Amy Austria
Brunei Darusalam - Cristina Gonazalez
Colombia - Ace Vergel
Germany - Baron Geisler
Israel - Dick Israel
Jordan - Jordan Herrera
Spain - Gerald Madrid
Romania - David Bunevacz
Russian Federation - Nanette Medved
Turkey - Ruffa Gutierrez-Bektas
United Kingdom - Princess Punzalan
United States - Angelica Jones
The Department of Foreign Affairs will be headed by Sec. Melanie Marquez (Miss International) who is very experienced in "international" relationships.
OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT - Lastly, to manage all the department secretaries, a function of the Executive Secretary, no less than Exec. Sec. Lily Monteverde will "manage" all of them to make sure that they work in line with government policies. If Mother Lily can manage the whole Regal Family (plus Regal Babies), what more the nation's Official Family. She will be assisted by Presidential Management Staff Sec. Lolit Solis, another "talent" manager. To complete the roster of palace officials, the residential Spokesperson's job will be given not to Boy Abunda nor Cristy Fermin as other have speculated, but to the reliable Sec. Rey Pumaloy (Aminin!) to ensure that the government will not hide anything from the public.
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Erap's Secret Diary
Captain's Log Supplemental Stardate -318533.49
May nakita ako kaninang blog entitled... "the secret diary of erap estrada". Nakakatawa. Hehehe. Sayang hindi na "sya" naguupdate. Wala sigurong internet sa kanila. :D
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Nigerian eBay Scums Part 2
Captain's Log Supplemental Stardate -318533.26
 Hindi pa din tumitigil tong mga pesteng taga Nigeria sa pagbid and message sa akin sa eBay. Napapansin ko lang eh naaatract sila sa mga high end electronics. Sa akin puro laptops sila and sa iba naman mga aircons, refrigerators, palm, cellphones, etc.
Natatawa ako sa isang nagbid sabi end ko na daw yung auction ko and babayaran nya ako ng P50,000 para makuha na nya agad yung laptop. Sa halagang yun, meron ka ng brand new na Pentium 4 laptop or second hand na Apple iBook (huhuhu! wala pang nagdodonate sa akin)
Sa mga gustong magpost ng items sa eBay Philippines, ingat kayo sa mga ganitong klaseng emails:
EMAIL #1
Subject: Question to seller regarding eBay Item # 7530356167
From: ladyrose_4luv@yahoo.com
Date: Tue, July 12, 2005 4:03 am
Dear Seller ,
I am Sharon Suzie Joy by my name am from United Kingdom, I saw your item which I
have interesting on it to uy it for my younger sister
in African Nigeria.
which I would like you to ship it to this address.
C/O BAYO
NO 111 ELELENWO OASISS
OLD REFINERY ROAD PORT HARCOURT
RIVERS STATE
NIGERIA.
Please send me your full name, postal address zipcode and country with you phone
number email address to enable me make the payment through paypal or bidpay one of
the two to you immediatelly. Rememeber to include the shipment charges along with
the amounth.
I will be waiting for your details to enable me make the effect payment to you
through paypal or bidpay if you agree with my offer kindly let me read from you.
Thanks
Sharon Suzie Joy
sharon_4luve@yahoo.co.uk
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EMAIL #2
Subject: Question to seller regarding eBay Item # 7530356559
From: m-cole@runbox.com
Date: Tue, July 12, 2005 4:10 am
Hello seller,Am Martins Cole, i live in 365 oliver street[USA] I am interested in
the immediate purchase of this unit(Hyundai Libero 430 Laptop ) i will be paying you
a sum of {PHP 50,000} and will be making payment right away,i shall also be paying
through (MoneyGram International Order or Bidpay) and so i will want to complete the
transaction in a very timely manner and shipped out immediately after you are been
notify of the payment Confirmation.i want to send this item for my son who is
schooling in west africa {Nigeria}his bith date is approching and i intend giving
him a suprise gift. email me with your name and contact address so that i can
proceed with payment right away.i will be expecting your reply.
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EMAIL #3
Subject: Question to seller regarding eBay Item # 7530031023
From: camoin_02@yahoo.com
Date: Wed, July 13, 2005 9:10 am
Hello Seller,
Good day to you over there,Am Mr Mike Camoin from Canada, I'm interested to make
an offer on your Item On Ebay.
I will like to know it's present condition? i also want to know the total cost of
the this item including the shipment charges by Global Express Mail to Nigeria.
I will be paying you by Money Order via Western Union money order, and I want
you to ship upon receipt of my payment's approval from Western union because of
the urgency of this order.
Kindly provide me with your full address and the name that will be on your Money
Order if this is ok by you and if you agree to ship upon receipt of my payment's my
payment's confirmation from western union.
Mail me back with your Mail Box.
Thanks and Remain Bless
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EMAIL #4
Subject: Question to seller regarding eBay Item # 7530356559
From: jessygreat2buy@yahoo.com
Date: Thu, July 14, 2005 8:00 am
Message from eBay Member jessygreat2buy
Hello seller,
I will like to buy your Laptop as a gift for my grandson,whose birthday is coming up
this middle of july,his on training with the American Embassy in Nigeria, so i need
to get it as a matter of urgency since his last one got Spoilt. He's is crazy about
this Laptop.I kindda thought he'd appreciate it,So I will like to know what you are
asking for your Laptop, I will be paying through bidpay money order,everyone has
acess to it, i mean recieving money from others,since it is faster and get approved
in minimum of hours,But before then,I'll like to know how soon can it be ready for
shipment.Cause i will like to have it post to him in Nigeria where he his presently.
thanks. Expecting your reply, pls can you handle this for me personally? Reply me
with your email address.Please reply me so as to know your response. I can even make
an offer.
Yung isang email dyan nireplyan ko ng:
Hi, I'm George W. Bush. Please send me your ebay username. Here's my address:
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW
Washington, DC 20500
United States of America
Pay now or i'll nuke your country ASAP.
Sincerely,
George
Hindi na nagreply. HAAHAHAHAHHA! Ingat na lang sa mga new eBayers and huwag nyong ishiship yung item nyo hangga't hindi nyo pa nakukuha yung bayad lalo na kung mamahalin yung items nyo. Check nyo din kung kelan sila nagsign-up ng emails(Yahoo) nila. Lahat ng nagsesend sakin na taga Nigeria eh mainit-init pa mga email accounts nila. Siguro wala pang 2hrs nilang naccreate.
Nigerian eBay Scums Part 1
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Google loves me now
Captain's Log Stardate -318533.24
 Sa wakas! Nakaindex na ang 27 pages ng blog ko sa Google. Hindi pa lahat naka-index pero at least may improvement na. Hindi tulad dati na iisang page lang. Nakatulong siguro yung Google Sitemaps.
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Looking for the forbidden words?
Wednesday, July 13, 2005 Captain's Log Stardate -318530.77
Tinitignan ko kanina yung site stats ko... May naghahanap pala ng term na ito sa Yahoo. HAHAHAHA! Kadire!
Eto yung actual search string nya sa Yahoo! --> CLICK ME
Si ano kaya yung nagpost sa Sarah Geronimo forums? HAHAHAHAHAH! YUCK.
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Google Earth
Tuesday, July 12, 2005 Captain's Log Stardate -318527.72
Nakita ko sa blog ni Ka Edong ang bagong software ng Google, Google Earth. Repacked version lang sya ng Keyhole pero at least, libre na. Nagexpire na kasi yung trial account ko sa Keyhole kaya hindi ko na sya magamit. Yung NASA World Wind ko naman laging nagccrash sa PC ko.
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Aeon Flux Movie
Saturday, July 09, 2005 Captain's Log Stardate -318517.85
WAH! Bat ganyan costume nya... Hindi naman ganyan sa cartoons eh.. HUhuhuhu.. Charlize Theron.. :P~
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Resign ba kamo?
Friday, July 08, 2005 Captain's Log Supplemental Stardate -318516.91
If they want some supreme sacrifice and want GMA to resign, WELL DAMN THEM. ALL OF THEM SHOULD RESIGN. STUPID FVCKING FAGS. Only in the Philippines you can find people ousting a good president in favor of an actress turned political wife etc. R.I.P. PHILIPPINES. MAY YOU REST IN PEACE.
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People Power 4
Captain's Log Stardate -318516.76
Nakikinig ako ng Debate with Mare at Pare kagabi sa radyo at nakuha ni Mr. Shooli ang attention ko. Dapat daw mag-People Power na tayo ngayon. Hindi sa EDSA kung hindi mula Apari hanggang Jolo. Mag-People Power tayo at simula natin sa ating mga sarili. Dadagdagan ko lang..
Mag-People Power mga pulis. Dapat simula ngayon wala ng mangongotong. Tao na ang paglilingkuran at hindi sino pa man.
Mag-People Power mga congressman. Simula ngayon, tigilan na ang pangungurakot.
Mag-People Power mga TV Stations. Simula ngayon, imbes na magpataasan ng ratings, pakita na nila na nagkakaisa sila.
At higit sa lahat, mag-People Power mga bawat isa sa atin. Simula ngayon, susunod na tayo sa batas. Tatawid na tayo sa tamang lugar. Sasakay tayo sa tamang sakayan ng Bus or Jeep. Sa tamang lugar na ako magtatapon ng basura at sisimulan ko na magpractice ng garbage segregation. Magfafamily planning na din ako. Ipapagawa ko ang mausok ko ng sasakyan. At magiging masipag na ako simula ngayon at hindi na lang ako aasa sa gobyerno para pakainin ako.
Gawin natin tong lahat, at tiyak ko... Magiging maayos lahat ang magiging maunlad sa Pilipinas.
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Sawa na ko sa Pilipinas...
Wednesday, July 06, 2005 Captain's Log Supplemental Stardate -318511.87
Noong June 19, nagsulat na din ako ng opinyon ko sa mga nangyayari sa Pilipinas. Ngayon may natanggap ako sa email na isang article na sinulat ng isang sawang sawa na sa nangyayari sa Pilipinas. Eto ang kanyang sinulat:
Galing sa isang mamamayang minsan nagmahal sa Pilipinas……….
Walang kwenta ang Pilipinas
By: jawbreaker. (isang ordinaryong office worker na ayaw na magbayad ng tax…ever!)
Hindi ko na mapigilan ang sarili ko. Sukang-suka na ko sa mga nangyayari sa bansang ‘to!
Walang katapusang corruption, walang kamatayang pangbabatikos, pagbabatuhan ng tae at pagpapa-taasan ng ihi ng mga pulitiko sa bawat isa, walang tigil na imbestigasyon ng kung ano-anong isyu pero wala namang matinong resolusyon, walang puknat na pag-aagawan ng kapangyarihan sa pagitan ng mga partido, patuloy na pagdami ng tamad at tangang Pilipino, patuloy na pakikipaglaban ng ideolohiyang wala namang silbi.
Ang gobyerno ng Pilipinas, talo pa ang septic tank na hinihigop ng Malabanan - saksakan ng dumi at napakabaho. Kaya hindi nakakapagtaka na ang Pilipinas ang isa sa pinakamahirap at corrupt na bansa sa mundo. Kasi lahat sila bulok, lahat sila walang kwenta. Lahat sila sugapa sa kapangyarihan at sa pera.
ANAK NG TETENG! !$#%Q!&!* @!!!!!
KAHIT KRISTIYANO AKO, HINDI KO MAPIGILANG MAGMURA AT HILINGIN SA DIYOS (MINSAN NGA PATI SA DEMONYO) NA MAMATAY NA SILANG LAHAT AT I-BBQ SILA NG HABANG-BUHAY SA IMPIERNO.
SINONG “SILA”? EH DI
1.MGA CORRUPT NA GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS AND WORKERS,
2.MGA TAMBAY NA PILIPINO NA ANG LALAKI NG KATAWAN PERO HINDI NAMAN NAGTRATRABAHO AT HINDI NAGBABAYAD NG TAX,
3. MGA MAYAYAMAN AT ARTISTANG TAX EVADERS,
4. PATI MGA AKTIBISTA, NPA AT IBA PANG IDEOLOGICAL GROUPS NA HINDI NAGBABAYAD NG TAX PERO PANG-GULO!!! MAMATAY NA KAYO!!!
Lagi na lang sinasabi ng mga pulitiko: Ipaglaban ang masa! Tulungan ang masa! Mahalin ang masa!
PUNYETA! MASA LANG BA ANG TAO SA PILIPINAS?
SINO BA TALAGA ANG BUMUBUHAY SA PUNYETANG BANSANG TO?
SAAN BA GALING ANG PANGPAGAWA NG MGA TULAY AT KALYE? SAAN BA GALING ANG PORK BARREL? SAAN BA GALING ANG PERANG KINUKURAKOT NYO?
KAMI NA MGA MANGGAGAWA AT MIDDLE CLASS NA BAGO PA MAKUHA ANG SWELDO BAWAS NA - KAMI ANG BUMUBUHAY SA WALANG KWENTANG BANSA NA ‘TO!!!!!!!!!
BAKIT YANG BANG MGA MASANG YAN NA LAGI NA LANG SENTRO NG PLATAPORMA NG MGA PULITIKO EH NAGBABAYAD BA NG TAX???!!!!
F**K YOU! KAHIT ISA SA MGA NAG-RA-RALLYING MGA SQUATTER NA YAN, KAHIT SINGKO HINDI NAG-RE-REMIT YAN SA BIR!
PERO PINAPAKINGGAN BA KAMI NG GOBYERNO?
LAGI NA LANG OPINYON NG MASA ANG INIINTINDI NG GOBYERNO.
KUNG SINO ANG NAG-RA-RALLY, SA EDSA, SILA ANG NASUSUNOD.
KUNG SINO ANG MAS MALAKAS SUMIGAW PERO WALA NAMANG ECONOMIC CONTRIBUTION, SILA LAGI ANG FOCUS PAG MAY PROBLEMA. SILA LAGI ANG BIDA.
KAMING MGA ORDINARYONG OFFICE WORKERS, OFW’S, LABORERS AT IBA PANG NAG-TRA-TRABAHO AT NAGBABAYAD NG TAX - KAMI ANG NAGPAPAKAHIRAP PARA BUHAYIN ANG PILIPINAS.
KAMI ANG MGA TUNAY NA BAYANI NG BANSA!!!
Tuwing nakikita ko ang payslip ko, nag-iinit ang ulo ko at gusto kong maiyak sa inis. Napakalaki ng tax na binabawas sa akin pero ginagamit lang sa walang kwentang bagay ang perang pinaghirapan ko.
Lahat ng pagtitipid ginagawa ko para suportahan ang sarili ko, pamilya ko at ang punyetang bansang to. Ni hindi ako makabili ng chicken and spaghetti meal sa Jollibee kahit gutom na gutom na ko. Nag-tya-tyaga ako sa waffle na tig-P10, o kaya pag may konting pera, junior bola-bola siopao sa Mini-Stop sa halangang P20.
Eh kung yung pera ko na pinapangbabayad sa tax sa kin na lang napunta, eh di sana nakakapanood pa ko ng sine at least 2 beses sa isang buwan. Nakabili na sana ako ng bagong rubber shoes. Nakapagpagawa na sana ako ng sarili kong bahay.
Yung tax na binabayad ko, karamihan nun derecho sa bulsa ng mga corrupt na mga government officials at workers. Habang hirap na hirap akong i-budget ang pera ko, sila naman nagpapakasarap sa mga mansyon. SUV’s at luxury cars pa ang dina-drive nila, samantalang ako sa pedicab lang sumasakay!
P****** INA! PERA KO YANG PINAPAGPAPASASAAN NYO!!!!!
Yung tax na binabayad ko, pinapangsuporta sa mga mahihirap. Saan ba galing ang pera pangpagawa ng housing at pagtulong sa mga mahihirap, di ba sa mga manggagawa na nagbabayad ng buwis! Pero karamihan ng mahihirap, kung umasta kala mo inaapi sila ng sobra.
SA TOTOO LANG NO, KAYA ANG MGA MAHIHIRAP LALONG NAGHIHIRAP KASI MGA TAMAD!
Ang daming mga tambay sa kalye na walang trabaho pero ang laki ng katawan. Eh kung sila ba nagkargador sa pier eh di sana may pera sila.
TAPOS WALA NA NGANG PERA, ANAK PA NG ANAK! PUNYETA! LALO NYO LANG PINAPADAMI ANG TAMAD AT TANGA SA MUNDO!!!!!
Naaawa ako sa mga batang pakalat-kalat sa kalye at namamalimos. Imbes na nag-aaral, dumadagdag lang sila sa bilang ng mga future criminals sa Pinas. Hindi ako magtataka na yung batang nakita kong namamalimos sa Cubao, pagkatapos ng ilang taon cellphone snatcher na.
YUNG MGA MAGULANG NAMAN DYAN, COMMON SENSE LANG! HIRAP NA HIRAP NA NGA KAYO SA BUHAY, MANGDADAMAY PA KAYO NG IBA?! PAPARAMIHAN NYO PA LAHI NYO!
Palibhasa walang mga trabaho at walang pinagkaka-abalahan, kaya nagkakalabitan at nagsusundutan na lang maghapon, magdamag. Sa totoo lang, nakakabilib. Kasi kahit sa ilalim ng tulay o sa kariton lang, nakakabuo pa rin ng bata! Ibig sabihin, maabilidad ang mga Pinoy. Kung gugustuhin, gagawan ng paraan. Kahit sa makipot, mabaho at maduming lugar - SOLVE!
Isa pang mga grupo ng tao na nakakainis, yung mga aktibista, NPA at kung ano-ano pang ideological political groups. Sabi nila, mahal na mahal nila ang Pilipinas kaya pinagpalalaban nila ang kanilang mga adhikain.
PUNYETA! EH HINDI RIN KAYO NAGBABAYAD NG TAX! ANG KAKAPAL RIN NG MGA MUKHA NYO!
MGA IPOKRITO! MAHAL DAW ANG PILIPINAS AYAW NAMAN MAGBAYAD NG BUWIS!
BAKIT MAY BIR COLLECTOR BA SA GITNA NG MENDIOLA AT EDSA?! MAY TAX COLLECTION BA SA BUNDOK?!
WALA DIN NAMAN KAYONG MGA TRABAHO! KUNG MAY TRABAHO TALAGA KAYO, HINDI KAYO MAG-RA-RALLY DAHIL SAYANG ANG SWELDO NYO PAG ABSENT KAYO!
PAANO NYO MAIPAPAKITA ANG PAGMAMAHAL NYO SA PILIPINAS KUNG WALA NA KAYONG GAWANG MATINO KUNDI MAG-RALLY AT MAMUNDOK??!!!
ISA PA YANG MGA MAYAYAMAN AT MGA ARTISTA, NA NANGDADAYA AT HINDI NAGBABAYAD NG BUWIS. ANG KAKAPAL NG MUKHA NYO! ANG DAMI NYO NA NGANG PERA NANGDADAYA PA KAYO SA TAX!!!! HINDI NYO NAMAN MADADALA SA IMPIERNO YANG MGA KAYAMAN NYO. MASUSUNOG LANG DUN YAN.
KAYA LALONG BUMABAGSAK ANG NEGOSYO DITO SA PILIPINAS, KASI MGA NEGOSYANTE MANDARAYA. PATI SHOWBIZ INDUSTRY, BAGSAK NA DIN. KARMA ANG TAWAG DYAN. MGA BALASUBAS KASI.
Sana magkaron ng POLITICAL AND NATIONAL CLEANSING.
Alisin (mas maganda kung patayin na lang) ang lahat ng pulitiko at political families sa puwesto. Tibagin ang lahat ng mapanirang organizations at grupo. Itapon sa malayong isla o kaya i-pwersa ng hard labor ang mga sobrang tamad na mga Pilipino. Ihiwalay ang mga bata sa kanilang mga tamad at tangang magulang upang makapag-aral sila at maturuan na maging mabuting tao at mamamayan. Magkaron ng bagong lider na walang political ties at utang na loob sa kahit sino. At higit sa lahat, dapat tax payers lang ang pwedeng bumoto!
Kung kinakailangang magka-giyera para magtino ang mga Pilipino, ayos lang. Masyado na kasing matigas ang ulo ng mga tao dito. Gusto ng kalayaan, pero hindi naman handang panagutan ang responsibilidad ng pagiging malaya. Meron daw pinaglalaban na prinsipyo at adhikain pero takot namang mamatay para dito.
(Sa mga nakaka-alam sa anime na Gundam Wing, yan ang inspirasyon ko sa new Pinas hehe. I love you Zechs! I love you Treize!)
Hangga’t hindi nagkakaron ng radical change, patuloy na walang kwenta ang Pilipinas at patuloy na magiging tanga ang majority ng mga Pilipino.
Sa dami ng nag-mi-migrate na Pilipino sa ibang bansa, dadating ang panahon na minority na lang ng population sa Pilipinas ang may utak. Yung mga magagaling na Pilipino, malamang maubos na. Sobra na kasi silang na-fru-frustrate at na-de-depress sa mga nakikita nila.
Ilang taon pa at aalis na rin ako sa Pilipinas. Wala kong balak na magkaron ng pamilya sa isang bansa na hindi pinapahalagahan ang kontribusyon ng mga taong tunay na bumubuhay dito. Kawawa naman ang magiging anak ko kung ditto sya mabubuhay.
Sa totoo lang, broken hearted ako. Minahal ko din ang bansang ito. Pilit kong pinagtatanggol kahit bulok. Nakarating na ko ng ibang bansa, pero pinili kong bumalik. Pero ngayon, ayoko na. Suko na ko. Sayang lang ako sa bansang to. Simple lang naman ang hiling ko. Gusto ko lang mabuhay ng tahimik at maayos. Gusto ko na kahit paano eh maipagmalaki ang Pilipinas.Pero wala eh. Doomed to be jologs ang bansang to.
Tama lahat ng sinabi nya. May pagasa pa kaya ang Pilipinas? Kung ako tatanungin, wala na. Nakakasawa ng mabuhay dito sa bansa natin. Wala na.
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Nigerians, scums of the universe... err... eBay.
Captain's Log Stardate -318511.38
Last August 2004 pa ako nagregister sa eBay Philippines pero ngayon lang ako naka encounter ng mga pesteng taga Nigeria. Noong nagsign up ako sa eBay USA, mga 2001 yata, aware nako sa mga Nigerian scammers na nagkalat. Buti na lang hindi ako bumibili noon kasi wala akong pambili. HAHAHAhA!
Last week, nagpost ako ng brand new na laptop sa eBay. Malinaw sa item description ko na shipping only in the Philippines pero may mokong pa din na nag "buy now". Bagong register lang syang user and location nya ay United Kingdom. Sige, message ko sya na kung nasa Philippines sya ay ishiship ko na yung laptop, provided na magbayad muna sya, as stated sa terms ng auction ko. Eto ang reply nya :
From: john nicholas
Received: from [196.207.0.18] by ws5-7.us4.outblaze.com with http for kennysmith1@look.com; Thu, 30 Jun 2005 23:55:39 +0800
Date: Jun 30, 2005 11:55 PM
Subject: Re: eBay Item Won! =?ISO-8859-1?B??= NEO QNOTE M350s Laptop =?ISO-8859-1?B??= (Item #7527436926) =?ISO-8859-1?B??=
I make a buy it now for your item which you place at ebay and i will want to pay for the item via either bank transfer or through western union and i also have a paypal account of my company which i could also use for the payment.Please get back to me with the total cost of the item plus the shipping cost via either fedex,dhl or ups to Nigeria and also your full contact or bank account details for the transfer of the money for quick transaction.
This is the shipping address once again.....
Nmae-Ola Olakanmi
Address-20 Dada street Ifako
City-Agege
State-Lagos
Zipcode-23401
Country-Nigeria
I will want you to get back to me as soon as possible for quick transaction.Thanks
Hindi ko na pinatulan tong mokong na to at sinabi ko na lang na hindi ako nagshiship ng products internationally. Kung nasa United Kingdom sya, bat yung IP address nya ay 196.207.0.18... pag sinearch natin yan, NIGERA ang location. n00b.
Wala na akong natanggap na emails galing sa kanya simula nun. So nagpost na naman ako ng laptop, this time 2nd hand naman. Malinaw na sa terms ko na kapag ZERO feedback yung magbibid, contact nya muna ako to verify kung seryoso sya. Tatlo ang nagbid na ZERO feedback at inemail ko silang lahat. Sinabi ko na icacancel ko ang bids nila kung hindi sila magrereply.
May isang nagreply. Eto ang email nya sa akin:
From: Angel Rita
Received: from [195.166.242.194] by ws5-7.us4.outblaze.com with http for rita0030@keromail.com; Sun, 03 Jul 2005 22:38:21 +0800
Date: Jul 3, 2005 10:38 PM
Subject: Re: Message from eBay Member
Hello seller thanks for your quick response well i will like you to calculate the total cost inlcuding shipping fee to my son in africa so i can make the payment as soon as possible well here is my son's name and address where you will have the item ship to
Name :Benjamin Benson
Address:#41 thomas salako street
City :Ogba ijaye
State :lagos state
Nigeria
24401
thanks alot i will like to pay you via paypal send me your paypal id and the total amount to pay................Rita
Kung gusto nila ng gaguhan, sige bibigyan ko sila. This time pinatulan ko. Akala nya wala akong paypal? Cge. Binigay ko ngayon yung email address ko sa paypal then kinalculate ko yung shipping ng laptop via UPS papuntang Nigera. Nagsend ako ng email sa kanya:
Havent you read my terms? I SAID, THE PRODUCT IS ONLY AVAILABLE IN THE PHILIPPINES! But if you insist, ok fine, Pay me the following amount on my PayPal account:
Laptop = $373 USD
Shipping = $448.38 USD
*****
UPS Shipping Details:
Ship From: QUEZON CITY, 1105, PHILIPPINES
Ship To: LAGOS, 24401, NIGERIA
Total Shipment Weight: 4 kg
Address Type: Residential
Number of Packages: 1
Packaging: UPS Express Box
Declared Value: 328.00 USD
Customs Value: 18,000.00 PHP
Duty Type: 02 - Non-dutiable
Currency: USD
*****
Send the payments now at my PayPal account so I could begin shipping your laptop. My email id for PayPal is [snipped]
Send the payments ASAP!
Ilang hours lang, may natanggap akong email galing kuno sa PayPal. Approved na daw yung transactions namin and ek ek. Kinunan ko na lang ng screencap yung buong email and naglagay na din ako ng checklist para sa pagspot ng mga fake transactions. Click nyo na lang yung link below.
Pagkatapos nyan ay pinadalan ko sya ng email:
From: j3p0y
To: rita0030@keromail.com
Date: Jul 6, 2005 11:59 AM
Subject: Re: Question to seller regarding eBay Item # 7527330589=?ISO-8859-1?B??==?ISO-8859-1?B??=
I havent received any amount in my paypal. All I receive was a crappy english low grade trying hard copy cat email from you. Please send the payments now to my paypal or I will be forced to report you to the FBI and other proper authorities.
Thanks.
On 7/6/05, Angel Rita wrote:
Hello what do you mean i have made the payment i did not send you any mail why have you not ship the laptop....Rita
Kakacheck ko lang kanina, hindi na sya registered user sa eBay. HAHAHAhA! Padalan ko kaya ng sulat tapos yung letter sa loob may konting pulbos. Alam nyo na siguro binabalak ko. *evil laugh* Tapos laman lang ng letter ay, "You're Dead!" o kaya'y "Game Over" -- as suggested by Kuya Paulo
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Puppysitter
Sunday, July 03, 2005 Captain's Log Stardate -318503.4
Ang cuuuute ng mga puppies namin! Pinapadede ko pa sila ngayon kasi wala ng gatas yung nanay nila. Ang tatakaw at kukulit.
Baluga:
Dagul (aso ng tatay ko):
Lastikman (puppy ni lalaine):
Luigi Jr. (aso ni ninong mike):
Habang dede sila sa nanay nila. Hehehe. Ang cuuuute!!!
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