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Well, it's 28 days early for the Chinese New Year but anyway, Happy New Year to all!! 2006 will be the Year of the Dog in the Chinese calendar and Jepoy teh Oracle has his predictions for the this year...
There will be earthquakes, typhoons, big waves, volcanic eruptions, and other obvious natural calamities. Popular politicians and celebrities will die. A plane will crash and a boat will sink so group yourselves into... err... anyway, pirated DVDs will continue to proliferate, your neighbors will continue to annoy you, and a lot more...
If you want a more detailed prediction, please buy my newest magazine, the 2006 Predictions. Or if you've already bought a 2005 Prediction magazine, just change the year to 2006 and you'll be fine... pffft!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
*Computer end log*

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