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"Ugly Americans" Diss Jollibee (2)
Tuesday, January 31, 2006


Captain's Log Stardate -317083.81

Donna Cruz' Jollibee Commercial 1:

This is how you eat spaghetti f00ls

Remember those "Ugly Americans" who ate at Jollibee in Eagle Rock, LA? The author of the article, Pamie, apparently received a lot of emails because of her article and her forum has also been spammed by Filipinos who got "insulted" the way Pamie and Co. treated our food. American Barbarians, that's what Mike described them on themediaslut Blog.

I really don't care if they don't like what they've eaten, because those food where made for us Filipino, but telling her readers how they've been disguted with Jollibee's food and our own Kare-Kare (peanut butter soup according to them) is unacceptable.

The fact that more than a million people eat Jollibee's food and Kare-Kare is enough proof that these foods tastes good and would never make you ill. They made it all look like we're eating shit. And what's with the GOOO thing with our burgers?

"It's like Wendy's took all the goo that comes out of their burgers when they're done cooking them, pressed that down into a mold, froze it in a patty shape, and exported it to the Philippines, where they put it between some bread, put pink sauce on it and sent it back here."
They think we eat trash. Nice. Here's her follow-up article on their Jollibee "experience". She's proud the way she has written.. Proud? ulul.
Original Article Located Here

January 26, 2006

adventures with jollibee, continued.

Hi. I know some of you read this at work and would get in trouble for severe language, so don't click the little "continue reading" after this sentence if you're in ("urine!") that kind of situation. I'm just going to post an email with some uniquely adult language.

Before I do, I should mention that I've been getting lots of nice email about Jollibee, its place in Filipino culture, why it's better than McDonald's (or McDo, as I've learned), and why it tasted so damn sweet. In fact, I've learned so much about the Philippines over the past week (including why I should be happy I didn't have to try dinuguan or balut), that I'm really glad I had my Jollibee experience and wrote about it the way I did. Especially when I woke up this morning to find the following:

Subject: Hi you ignorant bitch i dare you to open me!! Hey bitch cocksucking idiot did you know jollibee was the only local company that trashed Mc Do...putang ina mo BOBO....you obviously lack class and think of us filipinos as dirty half naked natives....well FYI at least we take a bathe thrice a day while you fucking bathe only when you cant take the crust forming on your CUNTS....at least you could have shown some respect but being an american you think the world is your doormat.....well anyway fuck you and eat your motherfucking red eye gravy........JOLLIBEE FUCKED YOUR MOM...9 months Later you were born.....SO Shove MC DO and wendys up your ass......Your just angry because you lost your jobs when companies outsourced here in the PHILIppines!!!!!! gaga gago lintian ka....... You have a bounty on your head bitch....and you closely resemble my dog who's butt fucking ugly!!!!! and PAMIE is a really ugly name...ill name my next TURD in your honor....

"Jollibee fucked your mom" is my new favorite insult in the world.

86681821_9a0941b15a_m.jpgWell, the entire thing was meant to be an adventure in my backyard, as the Jollibee is about a mile from my house. And sure, I've exaggerated. You can tell by the pictures that nobody's looking at us. It's not like we Johnny Knoxvilled over there, Steve-O'ed creamy macaroni soup and then vomited all over the table. We ate a few bites out of curiosity, and then were disappointed to find we hadn't discovered our favorite new fast food joint.

Laura and I were talking about this the other day. "You're just like me," she said. "When you see a place that most people would go, 'What? What is that? I don't want to try that.' You go, 'But what if ox-tail soup in a peanut butter pot is the best thing I've ever eaten in my life, and I don't know it? What if it's my favorite food, and I've never tried it and all that's stopping me is being a little scared of the fact that I can see a meat bone in some peanut butter?'"

"That's exactly what I think," I said. "I used to think I didn't like fish. Because my mother told me I didn't like fish. I hadn't eaten fish. Once I tried it, being nice at stee's mom's house, I found out I love fish. I also didn't know I liked sushi, Indian food, or Vietnamese food."

"So why wouldn't you think Jollibee was going to have the best cheeseburger in Eagle Rock? Look at the line outside!"

"That's what I'm saying. And if I liked bananas in my ketchup, then Jollibee would have been the best cheeseburger in Eagle Rock."

I went on to tell her about the history of Jollibee, and why it's more popular than McDo over there.

"You have really learned a lot about your neighborhood."

"I got an email from someone telling me that the next time I fly into her country, eat her food and leave, she'll kick my ass."

"She thought you went to Manila--"

"--to buy some folders."

"Yes. She thought you flew there, ate at a Jollibee with your friends, and then flew home?"

"To which I say: 'Thanks for reading. Your comprehension skills are amazing.'"

Tonight we're going to a raw food restaurant. Look out, veggies. I might just bring my camera again.

Do you think vegan hate mail will talk about my cunt? My glorious, free-range, semi-bathed cunt?

[You can learn everything you ever might need to know about Jollibee over at the forum.]

Posted by pamie at 08:35 AM

I can't help it so I took a picture of our dinner last night. It's an Ox Tail Peanut Butter Soup....... Hahahahaha!...... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!...... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! .... AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHADYSO&DT *(S RF^* R(%ET(@@!... Ok, it's Kare-Kare :P

Oh wait, here's more WENDY'S GOO... Double YumBurgers:

Related Blog Entry:
"Ugly Americans Diss Jollibee

Related Site Links:
Pamie's Website
Pamie's Forum on Jollibee (locked!!)
Pamie's Forum (continuation of the discussion)
Siopao's Trip to Jollibee

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Posted by Anonymous vemsan on Thursday, February 2, 2006 at 8:47:00 AM GMT+8:  
i can still remember nung inalok ko ng banana catsup ung sister ng roommate ko (read: puti). since ndi nya alam na galing pinas yun eh tanong nya sa amin,

"who the fucking morons would concoct and eat such ketchup?!"...

naaawa ako sa knya. palibhasa wala namn syang natapos PLUS never pa sya nakakalabas ng amerika. =p and oh di ko na sya hinaharap pag nag vivisit sya sa rented house namin.... para ano pa?! harhar

Posted by Blogger shink1m on Thursday, February 2, 2006 at 9:14:00 AM GMT+8:  
AHAHAHAHA saket ng tyan ko kakatawa!

Posted by Blogger Shai on Thursday, February 2, 2006 at 4:15:00 PM GMT+8:  
Well, not a lot of Filipinos (and non-Americans) thought her blog entry was amusing. Neither did I, so I sent her my response.

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