Hane.PH ka Wrencelot! Hane.PH!
Tuesday, June 27, 2006 ADVERTISEMENTS
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Okay i'll stop flaming wrencelot, for now. I first saw wrencelot's name in Migs' Blog, promoting his new Web 2.0 project, HomePageKoTo.com. His post looked normal to me so I've checked the page out and my reaction was like.. (huh?) Well, wrencelot's site is definitely not Web 2.0 so I've just closed the page.
After a few days, I've encountered wrencelot again, now in PinoyTechBlog. He was now promoting his online business directory, Hane.PH. The site's URL immediately caught my attention, so I bookmarked it. I can use it for my online store right? Too bad he didn't knew. Several months passed and i didn't bother reading any comments in PTB so I lost tracked of our favorite guy, wrencelot.
Then one day, Mon quoted one of my blog entries about Sigaw ng Bayan's 9 million site hits and posted it on PinoyTechBlog. A certain bloggementarist got offended with my nursing student comparison. So in the spirit of "world peace", I've explained clearly what I was trying to point out and to prevent anymore n00bish misuderstandings, I edited my original post. But this bloggementarist wouldn't stop. He started posting flamebaits. I posted a link to a PTB article where he insulted a technews contributor, then he asked me to look deeper. And so I did.
It turned out that bloggementarist is also wrencelot. Now this discovery got me interested with this guy. I remembered the Hane.PH bookmark and HomePageKoTo.com links and visited them again. And a few Google clicks, I ended up at Rebelpixel. Rebelpixel questioned our wrencelot's entry when he trashed the Filipino blogging community by generalizing, that the community is composed of self-centered individuals... HANE.PH KA TALAGA!
With the continuous off-topic discussions over PTB, the comment function was eventually disabled. This mini-debacle even caused some misunderstandings between me and Richard. He apologized and I accepted it, so we live happily ever after again, unlike wrencelot who still poses as an arrogant-s**t-su^DK jerk. A week after, I read that he was banned from Google Adsense and at the same time, overjoyed that Google "considered" his Hane.PH website for the Gmail's Hosted Domain.
oh my, everything is so fun today.. being accepted at googles gmail for your domain is so overwhelming I have to cut on my budget and treat everyone here at work for a pizza just for me to get over this feeling.. I want to shout, I want to laugh out hard, I want to jump for joy, sheesh!!!
i am not sure but I think Hane.PH! Is the first beta tester of googles gmail for your domain here in the philippines.. i tried searching googles support group but to no avail.. which makes it a lot more cooler for Hane.PH! coz its another first for Hane.PH! wow! gee! oh mY! yehey! whoppee! aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
I can't restrain myself so I reacted to this entry. Buwayahman was following some of my posts. He also made a research on wrencelot and guess what he found about the guy?
Several days passed and Wrencelot's got new "avid" fans. Me, Karlo, Andrew, Rocky, VemSan, Buwayahman, and a lot more. Thanks to his arrogant, but stupid aura. Another HANE.PH! five to you wrencelot! HANE.PH!
Now this sparked this entire blog entry. He tried to clarify the meaning of Hane.PH:
E-commerce = Internet Commerce as to E-mail = Internet Mail right..?
therefore,
Home(H) Archive(A) of Non-indexed(N) Internet sites(E) in the Philippines(PH) = Hane.PH!
“if you dont understand something, dont make fun of it.. you’ll mght end up making a fool out of yourself..” - wrencelot
Obviously, I laughed upon reading that. E = (I)nternet Sites? WTF?! So I decided to finally post a comment on his blog. But instead a "oops im wrong.." or a "oops sorry lemme correct it..." I was greeted with his airness' arrogance. Wrencelot's lucky on his past encounters like this with Markku of RebelPixel and Marc Macalua, that they let him pass. Me? No. Hell no! Especially now that I've known a lot about this pseudo-intellectual jerk.
Remember his HomePageKoTo.com Web 2.0 project? I found out that he advertised that site on Tristan Cafe as the Philippines' First Web 2.0 website. Wow! Web2.0.. coolness! But when I was "digging" more info about him, I stumbled on one of his PTB comment. He admitted that it was not web 2.0 afterall. So I asked him over and over until he answered:
He then ignored my posts so I continued throwing questions at him regarding his "business". He's claiming that he's the CEO, President, etc. of Hane.PH, I've checked the WHOIS of Hane.PH and yielded me with the company Wren Tech Inc. I've searched for his business records but there were none. So this pseudo-intellectual-jerk also owns a pseudo corporation? Nice one tax evader. HANE.PH KA WRENCELOT! 'GIMME A HANE.PH FIVE!
The discussion reached 91 comments until wrencelot decided to close the comments. He then deleted all of our comments and posted this:
# wrencelot Says:
June 24th, 2006 at 7:09 am
Due to a very large amount of spam comments that includes too much profanity this blog is receiving, comments are now dis-allowed to fully irritate protect the integrity and the quality of this site. If you have any concerns about this new policy, please feel free to direct all of them to my PO Box which i wouldnt even gonna bother to check out.
Good thing I managed to save the entire blog entry with the comments. You can read them here.
Apparently, wrencelot can't take it anymore so he posted this:
June 26th, 2006 at 5:38 pm
can you guys stop comin here and pollutin this blog..? you can say anything you want about me in your blog for all i care.. bloggers (especially blahggers) are not my demographics, unless you have a business you would like to register here in hane.ph, that is the only way i will start caring about you guys think..
and why are you so freakin mad at me anyway..? is it because i blog about something that i do passionately..? or is it because i dnt care you guys think..? ask yourself, why are you wasting your time with such a dimwit, pervert, moronic, consumate rebel against authorities, pseudo-intellectual-jerk like me..? why..?
Wanna know why wrencelot? WHY? BECAUSE I NEEDED TO KNOW MORE ABOUT YOU. I COULD HAVE BEEN YOUR CUSTOMER. WHY? Because 1: I represent a small startup company duly registered in the Philippines, 2: a company with a businesses online (one is retail or specifically, an online store), 3: and best of all, 100% OWNED BY FILIPINOS. EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE LOOKING FOR HANE.PH. And guess what? You've trashtalked the President and CEO of that company... ME. I was just doing the "getting to know you" thing and you carelessly reveal your arrogance and stupidity. Pity.
I would have listened to Markku's advice, "If I were a small local company trying to establish my online presence, I’d think twice about putting my company’s name and fate in his hands." But since I have my own online business, I rather see it myself. He was wrong because I would not even think twice in dealing business with you, I WILL AVOID YOU AT ALL COST. And trust me that I'll be preaching your "works" to all the people I know, and even to those I don't know.
You know what wrencelot? All you'll get with Hane.PH are small-time businesses who'd be better off selling their stuffs and services at eBay Philippines or Bidshot. Guys like me will definitely not support you, and I'll guarantee that.
Since you dug your online grave deep enough, just a piece of advice... "Mag call center ka na lang boy." or if you still insist, blog about pinoy big brother... o wait.... banned ka na pala sa Google Adsense -_-
We could have been good business partners if weren't for your arrogance and pseudo-intellectual-jerk attitude. Sorry, I didn't know you are stupid until you started talking. Sayang wrencelot... sayang.
HANE.PH KA TALAGA WRENCELOT! HANE.PH!
*Computer end log*
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ang puntos lang dito eh masyado kasi nag mamarunong si wrencelot, masyadong hambog, feeling. kung ganyan lang din ang nagmamayari ng hane.ph eh wala siyang mahahatak na customer, kawawang bata mag callcenter agent nalang nga sha para at least dun ma practice nya ang kanyang anger management, may libreng counselor dun
dapat ay magabugado nalaang siya dahil trabaho ng abugado ang ipagtanggol kahit napaka mali ng kanyang kliyente at hindi ba ang gawain ng mga bigtaym ay mag miting ng harap harap in person at hindi dala ng electronic mail e kung nagkaharap laang iyang dalawa malamang mas napagusapan ng mas maayos e ayan tanga tanga naman kasi mag advertise hindi naman pala gawa ang produkto paano ba naman iyan talaga nga naman oo pati ba naman ang claims e pirated di napaka fake masaklap lang e hindi pa gumana para sa kanyang kabutihan ang kasinungalingan nya hindi ba nya alam na kung papasok sya sa ganyang negosyo lahat ng butas sa kasinungalingan ay dapat muna nyang tapalan ng epoxy para hindi ma isiwalat ang mga kahiyahiyang kamalian at kasinungalingan ng kanyang produkto na sana ay magagamit ng ating mga minamahal na mamamayang pilipino siguro mabuti pa e mag abroad na laang siya dahil siguradong sira na ang kanyang pangalang sa pilipinas at lalo pang masisira sa mga pag sisiwalat ng mga taong sangkot sa misteryo ng web 2.0 nya na sa pangalan pa laang ay kopyang kopya na sa isang banyagang salita kung gusto nya talaga na maging lahat ay pilipino ang katungkulang ng kanyang produkto ay sana pinangalanan nya itong Sapot Dos Tuldok Oh o diba mas napaka pilipino pakinggan tapos maigi kung lalagyan nya ng mga litrato ng ifugao o igorot ang bawat sulok noon tapos lagyan nya sa background ng litrato ng banawe rice terraces o diba mas pilipinong pilipino yung dating tapos lagyan nya ng background music ta may babaeng kumakanta ng owoooowooowooowoo yawoo owowowowooo yawaaa yung kanta dati pag magsisimula ang isang palabas sa IBC 13 ganoon ang kanyang tugtog dapat sigurado ako kung gagawin man niya ang pag dukot sa sound clip noon ay sa isang iligal na paraan din na walang pahintulot ng manunulat noong kantang iyon o ng producer na sya namang pwede hablahan ng kaso kung malalaman ng may hawak ng karapatan sa tugtog ang kanyang pag gamit sa tugtug sa kanyang produkto na walang pahintulot ng may ari kaya sana naman ay mag impake na sya at mag tungo na sya sa ecuador o sa portugal at manilbihan doon bilang isang export ng pilipinas na masahista ng mga banyaga dahil sa totoo lang iyang tao na iyan ay mas nanaisin pang manilbihan sa banyagang lupain kaysa sa sinapupunan ng kanyang dakilang bayan na Felipinas na produkto ng daan daang taon ng pagkakasakop ng kung sino sinong mga dayuhan na hindi na natin malaman kung ano ba talaga tayo pero ayos lang dahil tanggap ng lahat na Filipino ang tawag sa atin at hindi Halopino at tingnan mo bakit ba porke itim ayaw ng karamihan sa mga pilipinong mga kalalakihan ganoon din ang punto sa buhay ni wrencelot porke pilipino made ang produkto nya ay hindi dapat bigyan ng ganoong importansya kaya tingnan nyo laging na kikritiko ang mga kasinungalingan niya dahil isa syang palpak na tao pagdating sa larangan ng pagkakalakal siguro kung nabubuhay siya sa panahon ng mga kastila ang mga produkto nya ay mga pekeng puto seko at peanut brittle na walang peanut at sasabihin nya na may mani sa brittle dahil peanut brittle ang pangalan noon kahit wala kang makikita o malalasahan na mani kahit ilang ulit mong kainin ang kanyang produkto na sya naman dapat nating tandaan sa buhay sa kapanahunan ngayon na kung magsisinungaling ka ay dapat siguraduhin mong hindi ka masisiwalat sa kahit anong paraan tulad ng laban ni Pacquiao at Morales noong ikalawang beses sabi ba naman ni Morales ay hindi nya nararamdaman ang mga suntok ni Pacquiao ngunit tingnan ninyo kung paano nagulpi and natumba si Morales tapos sasabihin nyang hindi masakit ang mga suntok ni Pacquiao ganoon si wrencelot kahit ilang beses mong ipakita sa kanya na Coke ang laman ng baso at hindi halo halo ay sasabihin pa rin nya na ang halo halo ay coke din dahil ang coke ay iniinom at gayun din ang halo halo at kung sasabihin mo na may laman ang halo halo na pwedeng nguyain tulad ng bromide o kung ano pang lason ang isasagot nya sa inyo ay may laman din ang Coke na pwedeng nguyain kaya lang pinili ng mga karaniwang Pilipino na inumin ang Coke at hindi ito nguyain ngunit pareho lamang ito at kaya naman dito na nagwawakas ang aking comment kay wrencelot kung saan aking kinikinita na si Larios ay babagsak sa ika siyam na round sa paraan ng Knockout na dulot ng mga malalakas ng suntok mula sa mga kamao ng ating diyos na ang pangalan ay Manny Pacquiao
maraming katulad si wrency, pero siya ang HANE.PH!
hahahaha putang ina! sikat na sikat ka dito sa university ko sa san francisco wrencelot! sikat na sikat kagaguhan mo. hahahahaha!
wag nyo awayin si wrency, kasapi ko yan sa aming samahan..hehe
sya pala yng wrencelot na pinaguusapan dito sa saudi ng mga katrabho ko. Yung asawa kasi nung isa sa kasamahan ko eh nagregister dun sa hane.ph ng busness nila tapos nkta ng kasamahan ko yung mga katarantaduhn na gingwa nyang wrencelot. pinagsabihn n nya yung asawa nya at ngayon eh pinagtatawanan na si wrencelot dito. sayang mdmi pa naman kming balak mgnegosyo pbalik sa pinas at mgrgster sa hane.ph. salamt sa impormasyn na ito. alam na namin na gago at peke si wrencelot! mabuhay kayo mga kapatid!
dapat pala i announce ito sa TFC eh
pra malaman ng buong mundo na bobo si Wrency wakoko!
sikat na si wrencelot dito sa florida sa mga filipino community dito. pati nga sa friends ko sa school. kawawang bata.
hahahahahahahahhaha! WRENCELOT SUCKS! SUCKS COCKS LITERALLY!
wrencelot was the Carlos Agassi of online Industry!
got site no skillz
Hi guys, try niyo bisita sa crankypinoy.com it's linking hane.ph ... i'll let you guys calculate the probability kasi may "encounter" kayo with the hane blogger.
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