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Ade's "Clueless Wonders" Invade Friendster!
Tuesday, August 01, 2006

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Clueless Dumbass

Ade has created lists of clueless bloggers and individuals swarming the blogosphere. You can read more about some of them here and here. But if those bozos aren't enough for you, GO TO FRIENDSTER.

A month ago, I recieved a free e-PIN to try out Friendster Ads (FADS). During that time, I was also selling 5 of my mobile phones. So with nothing to lose, I posted my ad on Friendster. Since my ad will be exposed to the "masa" populace dominating Friendster, I created a "masa-appealing" ad. Here's the exact ad I posted:

Murang-murang Nokia 6600 + 6310 + 5210 + SE t68i + MCA-25 Cam!
Package 1 - 2pcs Nokia 6600
Two Nokia 6600 for only P16,000 (last price)

Nokia 6600
- Bought last Feb 2005 at MemoXpress SM North.
- Original casing and keypads are unused.
- 128MB MMC included.
- With Box and Manuals. Charger not included
- Firmware upgraded to the latest version, works perfectly like new.

Nokia 6600
- Has some scratches on the front cover and back
- Original Nokia 64MB RS-DV MMC included
- Box, Manual, and Charger not included
- Firmware upgraded to the latest version.
- No defects whatsoever.

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Package 2 - Nokia 5210 + Nokia 6310 + Sony Ericsson t68i + MCA-25 Cam
All three for only P6,300

Nokia 5210
- Replacement housing.
- Battery in good condition
- No box, manuals, charger
- In good working condition. No defects

Nokia 6310
- Has scratches on the casing and small crack at the lower case.
- No box, manuals, charger
- Works perfectly, No other defects

Sony Ericsson t68i + MCA-25 Communicam
- Casing already faded, Gray color
- Box, manuals, and charger included
- No defects whatsoever.
- Includes MCA-25 Communicam worth P2,000

----------------

== SUMMARY ==

Package 1

P16,000 - sa dalawang Nokia 6600 - wala ng tawad! Last price na yan.

===

Package 2

P6,300 - sa Nokia 6310, Nokia 5210 at Sony Ericsson t68i. May kasamang camera ito ng t68i na nagkakahalaga ng P2,000. Murang mura na yan!

===

Magtext lang sa myPapaNi Online Store Text Hotline 0917-2436788 !!

Pwede din magemail sa sales@mypapani.com

RUSH SALE!!!

So ok, FADS didn't work for me, until yesterday. My ad was miraculously reincarnated by the guys at Friendster Ads --30 days after it was originally posted. In a matter of 24 hours, myPapaNi's email and mobile number were flooded with clueless emails and SMS.

Clueless Emails

I restrained myself from informing the guys at FADS that my phones are no longer for sale. I am amused with all of the emails and SMS I've recieved today. FADS DO WORK! It attracted dozens of ignorant clueless twats. I have a low tolerance in dealing with dumb n00bs, but since I'm at the helm of an online business, it's better to let them pass. They're still customers right? *evil grin*

Here's some of the email I've recieved:


MY AD STATES THAT THE PHONE WAS BOUGHT LAST FEB 2005... P*(SD%(^D(NG IN@. Go figure.

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This dumbass must be using a mobile phone to type his email... TXTSPK SUX!

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BRAIN FREEZE. What was that again? I first thought she was a Nigerian eBay scammer.

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This guy is an indication that our education is declining fast. TXTSPK SUX!

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Hey, my phones are all second hand... dumbass.

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walang sira yan haaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 Better watch "epol-apple" fool.

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Huh?!

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P2000 for a Nokia 3230? WTF?! A brand new one costs P12,000 faggot.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA! Semicon... P@ta. Baka Recon -_-

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PANALO! This dumbass even used their corporate email. c00lness.

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Funny as they look, but there's a deeper issue here. Our next-generation's IQ are all declining. Is this because of text? Taglish on media? Telenovelas everywhere? Maybe today is really the right time to bring Batibot back on TV and force every kid to swallow 1000 tablespoons of iodized salt everyday.

BTW, my phones are no longer for sale.

*Computer end log*


Posted by Jepoy @ 8/01/2006 06:39:00 PM
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Posted by Blogger Lalaine on Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 8:17:00 PM GMT+8:  
hahaha... =)). un lang! :))

ay gusto ko din na batibot :D. dapat nga ibalik yun, madami matututunan mga bata dun, kahit matanda na matututo pa din sa batibot.

matanda na siguro si kiko matsing at pong pagong =)). :P

Posted by Blogger J. Angelo Racoma on Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 9:58:00 PM GMT+8:  
Yeh, bring back Batibot, Sesame Street, TMNT, Ghostbusters, GI Joe and the Transformers. :)

Sheesh. What has the world come to? The tagalized cartoons and telenovelas are dumbing down the Pinoy population.

Angelo

Posted by Blogger Siopao Master on Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 10:25:00 PM GMT+8:  
OMG

talagang nagtsaga kang isaisahin mga yan!

Posted by Blogger Karlo on Thursday, August 3, 2006 at 11:46:00 AM GMT+8:  
yun yun eh! teka we want moooooorrrEeEE!!!

Posted by Blogger Mike Abundo on Thursday, August 3, 2006 at 7:40:00 PM GMT+8:  
What do you expect from a generation conditioned to hold nursing and answering phones as their highest aspirations?

Posted by Blogger Jepoy on Saturday, August 5, 2006 at 4:10:00 PM GMT+8:  
im still recieving dozens of SMS and emails... better save those emails... Most of them are still dumb messages.

@jangelo - the original ghostbusters and tmnt rock! :)

@mike - hahaha :P

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