OH MY! AN IGNORANT, ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER JERK!
Friday, August 04, 2006
Captain's Log Stardate -317589.15
When Lalaine started blogging, I warned her of imbeciles roaming the internet, or what Ade has been referring to as Clueless Wonders. She's been blogging continuously just a few weeks ago and we all know how excited new bloggers are in terms of link exchanges. Clicking and clicking network of blogs and tagging each and every tagboard. Admit it. Most of us have been there before.
One day, Lalaine found a girl blogging about her "best friend". Lalaine asked this girl a question:
hello again. ask ko lang po kung yung best friend mo eh nag aral sa Holy Child nung elementary sya. he looks familiar kc eh. baka kase school mate kami. un lang po. tnx
Actual site. (Warning: this site loads lots of blinkies, autoplays galore, and a lot of eyesore. Proceed with caution.)
Then a few days later, this girls supposedly "best friend" posted this on Lalaine's tagboard:
syke: sino ka at bakit mo ako kilala.. pati si fam kilala mo at pano mo nagawang mag email kay gie na liligawan kita? inde kaya kapal muks ka lang?
OLRAYT. Since I'm in a bad mood today, after all of those "clueless" emails and SMS I've received, FEEL MY WRATH DUMBASS. First of all, THAT WAS A COMMENT AND NOT AN EMAIL YOU CLUELESS TWAT. READ IT. READ. SECOND, LALAINE SIMPLY ASKED IF YOU STUDIED AT HOLY CHILD YOU M%ith$@r!#$! 3RD, THIS IS THE INTERNET DUMB SMUCK. LALAINE KNEW FAM BECAUSE OF LINK EXCHANGE. THEY ALSO CALL IT LINKBACKS. FAGGOT.
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And OH MY! YOUR SITE SUCKS. MAN! YOU NEED TO GO BACK TO YOUR M.A.P.E. CLASS! YOU SUCK AT COLORS. YOU SUCK AT SITE LAYOUTS. YOUR AUTOPLAY IS ANNOYING AND, mind you, AUTOPLAY SUCKS. YOUR BRAIN SUCKS. EVERYTHING IN YOU SUCKS. YOU SUCK.
*Computer end log*
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