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OH MY! AN IGNORANT, ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER JERK!
Friday, August 04, 2006

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When Lalaine started blogging, I warned her of imbeciles roaming the internet, or what Ade has been referring to as Clueless Wonders. She's been blogging continuously just a few weeks ago and we all know how excited new bloggers are in terms of link exchanges. Clicking and clicking network of blogs and tagging each and every tagboard. Admit it. Most of us have been there before.

One day, Lalaine found a girl blogging about her "best friend". Lalaine asked this girl a question:

Lalaine said...
hello again. ask ko lang po kung yung best friend mo eh nag aral sa Holy Child nung elementary sya. he looks familiar kc eh. baka kase school mate kami. un lang po. tnx

Actual site. (Warning: this site loads lots of blinkies, autoplays galore, and a lot of eyesore. Proceed with caution.)

Then a few days later, this girls supposedly "best friend" posted this on Lalaine's tagboard:
syke: sino ka at bakit mo ako kilala.. pati si fam kilala mo at pano mo nagawang mag email kay gie na liligawan kita? inde kaya kapal muks ka lang?

OLRAYT. Since I'm in a bad mood today, after all of those "clueless" emails and SMS I've received, FEEL MY WRATH DUMBASS. First of all, THAT WAS A COMMENT AND NOT AN EMAIL YOU CLUELESS TWAT. READ IT. READ. SECOND, LALAINE SIMPLY ASKED IF YOU STUDIED AT HOLY CHILD YOU M%ith$@r!#$! 3RD, THIS IS THE INTERNET DUMB SMUCK. LALAINE KNEW FAM BECAUSE OF LINK EXCHANGE. THEY ALSO CALL IT LINKBACKS. FAGGOT.


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And OH MY! YOUR SITE SUCKS. MAN! YOU NEED TO GO BACK TO YOUR M.A.P.E. CLASS! YOU SUCK AT COLORS. YOU SUCK AT SITE LAYOUTS. YOUR AUTOPLAY IS ANNOYING AND, mind you, AUTOPLAY SUCKS. YOUR BRAIN SUCKS. EVERYTHING IN YOU SUCKS. YOU SUCK.


TWO WORDS.


SUCK IT!



*Computer end log*


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Posted by Blogger Lalaine on Friday, August 4, 2006 at 2:15:00 AM GMT+8:  
hahahaha... ang weirdo nya kase eh!
banat kase nang banat eh, hindi man muna nililinaw. adik ata eh. =)) hahaha

Posted by Blogger Jepoy on Friday, August 4, 2006 at 2:16:00 AM GMT+8:  
aba at bat gising ka pa? :D

hindi adik yan. tanga lang talaga. kulang sa iodized salt.

Posted by Blogger Mike Abundo on Friday, August 4, 2006 at 11:11:00 AM GMT+8:  
Hehe. I love the smell of a good n00b roast in the morning.

Posted by Anonymous vemsan on Friday, August 4, 2006 at 11:31:00 AM GMT+8:  
nag crash browser nung clinick ko yung link.... hehehe

Posted by Blogger gigi on Friday, August 4, 2006 at 11:47:00 AM GMT+8:  
hello, jepoy.. ahhh.. di ko alam kung pano to sisimulan eh.. ung si syke, eh ex ko po un. and kakabreak up lang namin. and napagkamalan nya lng po si lalaine. kase may nagemail saken at sa kanya na lalaine ang name.. but im sure hindi si lalaine na friend mo. kase lalaine castro po ung complete name.someone na nainira po samen. i apologize po sa naging behavior ni syke. magulo lang po ngaun ung sitwasyon namin. sana po maintindihan mo. Im really sorry at hiyang hiya ako sa inyo. kindly pakisabi na rin kay lalaine.. wala po akong ibang intensyon at ngaun po, im starting a new life from our breakup and meeting friends po.. sana po maintindihan nyo. im really sorry. kung pwede po hayaan nyo na lng po si syke. ako na po ang kakausap sa kanya. Sorry again. Have a nice day and God bless.
ps.
ung tinanong po ni lalaine na bestfriend ko from holy child..ibang tao po un.. hindi po su syke un.. ;)

Posted by Blogger Karlo on Friday, August 4, 2006 at 12:05:00 PM GMT+8:  
anak ng tinapa, kasi naman feeling eh, saan ba nangaling yang topak na yan? *weirdo*

Posted by Blogger gigi on Friday, August 4, 2006 at 12:51:00 PM GMT+8:  
"Actual site. (Warning: this site loads lots of blinkies, autoplays galore, and a lot of eyesore. Proceed with caution.)"

pasensya na po.. hindi nman po ganun kagaling when it comes to blog designing, kaya po pasensya na kung sumasakit mata nyo sa blog ko..

Posted by Blogger Jepoy on Saturday, August 5, 2006 at 4:18:00 PM GMT+8:  
you're better off without that idiot.

and it's not about the design... your site won't even load properly on firefox.

Posted by Anonymous ade on Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 2:09:00 AM GMT+8:  
a big w00t to Jepoy for that massive PWNAGE!

Together, we can wipe the interwebs clean of teh Clueless Wonders.

Posted by Blogger JoLoGs QuEeN on Wednesday, August 9, 2006 at 2:20:00 PM GMT+8:  
<=jologs wave=>
ah. mejo mainit ang ulo
ng mga tao d2 ah.
palamig muna kau jan (^_^)

Posted by Anonymous E.J. on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 5:38:00 PM GMT+8:  
Hi, Jepoy. Wasapers? Just passing through. Your website hasn't lost its occasionally (usually?) "hot & spicy" flavor, I see. Maybe you should put a (blatant) warning somewhere on it: Beware of Jepoy and his friends, they can be very fiesty. Hehe. xp

Posted by Anonymous Anonymous on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 6:34:00 AM GMT+8:  
E.J - mind your own business speficially your podcasting.. ano ba tlaga tagalog or ingles? wag naman taglish! ;)

Posted by Anonymous E.J. on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 12:49:00 PM GMT+8:  
Like I said... Point proven by anonymous.

Posted by Blogger Jepoy on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 1:54:00 PM GMT+8:  
lol ej... pede din "warning: n00bs not allowed"

@anonymous - i also have low tolerance for people hiding under "anonymous" names.

Posted by Anonymous smokers on Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 1:32:00 PM GMT+8:  
OMFG... It's been ages since I've seen a FLAMEBLOG like this!

Surely made my week jeps... ahaha... I love the pure PWNAGE!

Posted by Anonymous Anonymous on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 8:59:00 AM GMT+8:  
E.J: mas maganda pa boses ni bryanboy kesa sayo...:p

Posted by Anonymous E.J. on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 11:04:00 AM GMT+8:  
Haha! Thanks for visiting wasapers.com and for listening to the Kwentong Barbero Podcast! We love fans and haters alike because they mean we are popular. xp

Posted by Blogger Jepoy on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 2:42:00 PM GMT+8:  
asan yung podcast mo?

Posted by Anonymous E.J. on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 12:30:00 AM GMT+8:  
Hi, Jepoy. The posts for the episodes are compiled or archived at http://wasapers.com/category/kwentong-barbero-podcast/ just for you, because you asked me about it. :p

Posted by Blogger shink1m on Friday, September 15, 2006 at 10:24:00 AM GMT+8:  
LOL autoplay sucks (totally agree)!

Sad to say I'm still exposed to flamewars and the like. Talagang ganyan na yata kapalaran ng Internet interaction eh hehe.

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