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A Funny Message from Tim Cumper
Monday, September 08, 2008


Captain's Log Stardate -315686.02

Don't you just love this guy? I received a funny mail from Tim Cumper (AKA Ellumbra, Philcorrupt, Nemesis, Capuccini) the other day. It reads,
ellumbra - Sep 6, 2008 11:17 AM

jepoy you are such a meddlesome twat, it is activity like yours that keeps me going, posting, blogging about the despicable scam that you seem incapable of admitting is true - even though you know perfectly well IT IS TRUE.
Hev you nothing better to do with your life than MEDDLE in other people's business?
Are you so pathetically insecure and lacking in self-respect that you have to stand up for these CRIMINALS?
By the way, where's the answer to your LETTER TO THE HOSPITAL?
You're just a COWARD - come and join the MySpace group - I dare you to - you feeble minded twat.
But thanks for all the fun.

Activity like mine? The last entry I made about his crap was last April 30. APRIL FCK*NG 30.

Cumper said, "Hev you nothing better to do with your life than MEDDLE in other people's business?" Actually, I do have lots of "better" things to do in life that I completely ignored all Tim Cumper's posts after my April 30, 2008 blog entry.

Maybe you should face the mirror and ask that question to yourself eh, Mr. Cumper?

Reading through the entire blog of Rester, stalking the blog of Lalaine, stalking Spanky's blog, stalking Reyna Elena, stalking Chuvaness, creating the "Scammers Club" (which by the way I have filed for possible future lawsuits), replying to every comment on the Filipina Images' Conned by a Filipina post, stalking... err reading the entire blog of a blogger who have blogged about you and posting comments on those blogs at the same time, branding some of the TMB folks thieves, reading through half of the Man-Blog forum and stalking Steel to obtain this information:
On March 23rd - Jepoy thought he would branch out on to his mate's site The Man Blog and stir up more response from there, which illicted uninformed comments from one or two of the members - including "Steel" - following a trail what do we find?

A band called "Lose Your Beer Belly."

"We are Lose Your Beer Belly, a totally awesome blues/rock band who will blow you away. We are made up of:

* Julius "Bok" Balagtas - Vocals
* Lauren Dado - Guitars
* Reginald "Perf" Perfecto - Lead Guitars
* Ade Magnaye - Bass
* Jake Manlulo - Drums

And thanks to Noemi Dado for the video."

"So, huh, yeah - like - those are going to be unbiased comments eh, Jepoy? Gosh!"

Thick as thieves . . .

So who's the one who "Hev [you] nothing better to do with your life than MEDDLE in other people's business?" Judging from your stalking activities... IT'S YOU!

Yeah, you were right about one thing. This was fun, and it still is. Thanks to you I've met a lot of new people like Rester and Reyna Elena.

Sorry Tim Cumper, I have better things to do. I don't have the time to read all your crap on the internet and reply to each one of them. And I don't have the time to create a MySpace profile. Case you didn't know, It's Friendster > Multiply > Facebook > MySpace here in Southeast Asia.

[sarcastic song]"I rather have a buffallo take a diarrhea dump on my ear... I rather eat the rotten asshole of a road killed skunk and down it with beer...[/sarcastic song] (lyrics from AVGN)

UPDATE 09/08/2008 2:00PM: Well well well Mr. Cumper, I said I ignored YOUR posts. Whoever said that I've ignored my blog's backlinks and the emails I've received? I was receiving several backlinks from Spanky's blog just like you, mofo.

My my my... you're losing a lot of brain cells Mr Cumper. First you've mistaken my mom as Lalaine in your "Scammers Club" and chose a wrong picture for Karla again in your "Scammers Club". Now this idiotic reply.

Have your eyes and brain checked okay? :~)

UPDATE 09/10/2008 4:55AM: Actually, this isn't the first time I received a funny message from Tim Cumper. Last March 27th, he sent me an email posing as Nellie Sabuero,
from: Nellie Sabuero [nelliesab@muchomail.com]
to: jepoy
date: Thu, Mar 27, 2008 at 10:42 AM
subject: scandle on him

my name nellie sabuero i hav some infromation on timothy ellis cumper he not who he say he is but i have info you cna use aginst him but be careful he work for governmnt in uk but i have scandle on him rite me dont let him now i rite you plse big plse

I replied to this old geezer with this,
from jepoy
to Nellie Sabuero [nelliesab@muchomail.com]
date Thu, Mar 27, 2008 at 9:53 PM
subject Re: scandle on him
mailed-by gmail.com

Oh hai nellie. First of all, where you from? Just curious on how you found my email. Are you using a subspace transponder or a multispatial probe? How were you able to cope up with subspace and submolecular temporal shifts?

Anyway, what kind of infromation do you have on timothy ellis cumper? Is he from the Epsilon Indi System of the transgendered species of Andoria? I have a position on the Klingon High Council so I don't have to worry if he works for the government or not. I am also using regenerative shieldings and ablative hull armor as our defenses and multi vector assault mode for retaliatory attacks.

I hope to hear from you soon. Just be sure to set your subspace deflector to full power so I could receive your message on time.

And a follow-up email on March 29th since he didn't replied to my email,
from jepoy
to Nellie Sabuero [nelliesab@muchomail.com]
date Sat, Mar 29, 2008 at 4:10 AM
subject Re: scandle on him
mailed-by gmail.com

hei nellie,

Are you still there? Still alive? I haven't received any replies from you. If still want to communicate with me, please re-calibrate your main deflector to emit an anti-tachyon burst while sending your message. This will help boost the signal of your sensor array so you could send me those juicy information about Tim.

I will be waiting.


Funny right? :~)

So how did I know it was Tim Cumper? Simple. He was proud to announce in his blogs and forum comments that he is using an email tracking service and this email I received was leaking with nuclear wastes. Look:
X-Originating-IP: []
From: Nellie Sabuero [nelliesab@muchomail.com]
To: jepoy
Subject: scandle on him
MIME-Version: 1.0
X-Mailer: WhoReadMe v1.0

Originating IP is from BT Central Plus of UK and the X-Mailer is WhoReadMe. WHOREADME. It's a free email tracking service. LOL. And remember this?


Who are you trying to fool Mr. Cumper? You don't need to track my IP. I'm using Destiny Cable Internet for the past 9 years so no need to check my IP. From what I can tell, Ms. Noemi uses 3 ISPs and Mr. Jalbuena is using Globe based on the email exchange we had a few months ago. Besides, you don't know sh!t about the internet so why bother tracking my IP?

Ahhh... you need the type of computer I'm using and the browser etc.? Well those aren't top secret information so here they are. I have 3 computers, 2 Windows XP machines (1 HP Pavilion laptop and 1 Intel Desktop) and both using FireFox browser updated with the latest JAVA Runtime Environment, Flash, etc. They're also VBScript capable, latest CSS versions, highest possible color display, and some other technical stuffs you won't even understand. And oh, I also have an Apple iBook that has basically the same features of my Windows XP machine.

You happy now? Don't tell me... you're hacking your way into my hard drive? Funny old man isn't he guys?

Here are several links and resources about this issue,

- Filipina Images: Mayen
- Captain's Log: Mayen

- Filipina Images: Conned by a Filipina
- Captain's Log: hospitalscams.blogspot.com = Severe Case of Psychosis
- Philippine Hospital Scam , Tierra Maria Estates Scam Exposed as Hoax
- Fil Am Forum Report: Philippine Hospital Scam - Exposed As A Hoax!
- American Lola: The “Foreigner = Money” Problem Comments
- Philippine Real Estate Broker: Tierra Maria Estates Scam EXPOSED as Hoax
- Lalaine's World: Foreigners... deeply inlove with Filipinas
- The Romantic Geek's Comfort Zone
- Siopao Heaven: Foreigner needs psychological treatment
- Captain's Log: Official Statement from Mr. Francis Jalbuena
- It's My Life: hospitalscams.blogspot.com + Severe Case of Psychosis = entertainment!
- Reyna Elena: Was there a scam? - Part 2
- Reyna Elena: Tierra Maria UK Scam Hoax
- Kengkay: Ang Tierra Maria Estates UK Scam na Hospitals Scam Din sa Philippines
- Now What Cat?: Reader from Hell
- Nina: Tierra Maria Estates Hospital Scam is HOAX
- Chuvaness: Tierra Maria UK scam is one big HOAX!
- Gloria aka Daragang Magayon: i am a barrio girl…bow!
- Sinaglaya: Tierra Maria Estates Scam Hoax
- Diwa: Tierra Maria Estates UK Scam Hoax
- Beng: Tierra Maria Estates Scam and golden goose hoax
- FilAmReport: 18 signs the Philippine Hospital Scam Hoax could be real!

- The World of Filipinas Forum
      - MrkGrismer Comments on Tim Cumper's claims. MUST READ!
- Cebu Nightlife Forum
- Romance Scam Forum
- Captain's Log: Official Statement from Mr. Francis Jalbuena
- Chin-chin Gutierrez: Captivating Goddess by Karisma Kasilag-Sison

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Posted by Anonymous orly on Monday, September 8, 2008 at 4:20:00 AM GMT+8:  
What a fucking smile.

Posted by Anonymous Anonymous on Monday, September 8, 2008 at 4:25:00 AM GMT+8:  

Posted by Anonymous The Fil-Am Forum Report on Monday, September 8, 2008 at 11:40:00 AM GMT+8:  

He stalks us all...and ur right..he has no life!

That's why he went to the Philippines to begin with! Remember?

I also got an invite to his myspace..and of course I'm the "coward" if I don't show up!

Keep up the good work buddy!


Posted by Anonymous myles on Monday, September 8, 2008 at 2:32:00 PM GMT+8:  
Hey, have you seen his post about the people who have "emailed" him? Full of shit, no sources. I bet he'll call me an anonymous coward since there's no link to a blog of mine here in this comment.

Tim Cumper is a fukcng loser. Ignore him.

Posted by Anonymous Ade Magnaye on Monday, September 8, 2008 at 3:51:00 PM GMT+8:  
What, so now my band is part of the scam? Cool!

Posted by Anonymous Anonymous on Monday, September 8, 2008 at 3:53:00 PM GMT+8:  
timmy with a tiny whiiiineerrrrrr

Posted by Blogger Jepoy on Monday, September 8, 2008 at 4:02:00 PM GMT+8:  
@orly - creepy right?

@anonymous - ummm not really. But he's bordering that.

@sir don - and way too much time in his hands to stalk everyone.

@myles - I was planning of ignoring his message, but resistance is futile. I hate n00bs. :P

@ade - how much was your band's share on the "bayanihan payola"? :D

Posted by Anonymous Horndog on Monday, September 8, 2008 at 5:50:00 PM GMT+8:  
wow cumper's a freaking horndog. i have read several articles about him. he looks like a guy with erectile dysfunction. buy some viagra and jerk off dammit.

Posted by Anonymous lalaine on Monday, September 8, 2008 at 6:17:00 PM GMT+8:  
What's the matter Tim Cumper? (wow rhyming!) No one's paying attention to your internet whines?

I'm surprised you're still alive after painstakingly stalking our lives (or blogs). Don't you have better things to do like ummm... work?

OOhhhh wait... I see. You were thrown out of your house after failing to pay the bills and now your wife hates you. AMIWRITE?


Posted by Anonymous Danny on Monday, September 8, 2008 at 7:18:00 PM GMT+8:  
Look at that pedophile smile...........

Posted by Blogger Impbuster on Monday, September 8, 2008 at 8:18:00 PM GMT+8:  
internet. serious business.

Posted by Blogger Siopao Master on Monday, September 8, 2008 at 8:22:00 PM GMT+8:  
OMG! him again?! Thiis is becoming an internet meme hehehe

Posted by Blogger Jepoy on Monday, September 8, 2008 at 8:30:00 PM GMT+8:  
@impbuster - LOL, wanna pwn the guy?

@siopao master - hahaha yup... no one else

Posted by Blogger Reesie on Monday, September 8, 2008 at 10:51:00 PM GMT+8:  
he never fails to entertain me...he has nothing else to do but stalk..and award people with his scammers' club cards.. by the way, i am no. 14. :D it is an honor.. tnx.

Posted by Blogger Jepoy on Monday, September 8, 2008 at 11:55:00 PM GMT+8:  
@reesie - congrats :))

Posted by Anonymous Anthony on Tuesday, September 9, 2008 at 1:29:00 AM GMT+8:  
"jepoy you are such a meddlesome twat,"

HAHAHAHA! He sounded like those bad guys on the Scooby-Doo shows... "If it weren't for those meddling kids..."


Posted by Anonymous reyna elena on Tuesday, September 9, 2008 at 7:51:00 AM GMT+8:  
Hahaha! That bloody nerd ellumbra! He's just bloody needing some attention and you know he's suffering from one serious attention deficit so when all his 1 million blogs gets zero visitors be begins to think that April 30 is August 30 hahaha Hallucination attacks if i may say! I did the same strategy and my blogs against Hellumbra is multiplying hahahah and he is pissed as hell because he could not even comment. I read the link you gave me about the so called comments on his bloody fantasy predicament but all of those were just written by him, even his imaginary friend do not believe him no more! hahahaha!

Posted by Blogger Jepoy on Tuesday, September 9, 2008 at 3:11:00 PM GMT+8:  
@reyna elena - he wants attention, why wont we gave him lots of it? Technically, not "we" but a lot (and I mean a lot) of other people.

Posted by Anonymous Beng on Saturday, September 20, 2008 at 12:11:00 AM GMT+8:  
Poor old Timmy, no one loves him except himself. Though I am not wondering why...ngehehehehe.


Posted by Blogger Reezen TOT on Thursday, December 25, 2008 at 4:26:00 AM GMT+8:  
hi jepoy! holiday greeting to you and your family!
anyhow he is such a twat.. hahahaha
He can't accept the fact that he can't change people's minds rather opin ions on things! lol

Posted by Blogger Jepoy on Thursday, December 25, 2008 at 8:45:00 PM GMT+8:  
@Reezen TOT - Well welll.. that's an insult to twats.. hhahahaha. Merry Christmas to you and your family too :)

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