Paranoia at its Finest
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Captain's Log Stardate -314649.13
Have you've been visited by that sneaky dickhead above lately? Did he magically appeared on your MyBlogLog or Blog Catalog widget? If yes then congratulations! You've been stalked by the Pinoy Bloggers' #1 stalker ---TIM CUMPER! *clap* *clap* (well ummm... maybe just second to Pablo Banila).
It's been what, 2 years? This dickhead is still at it --- stalking bloggers and spreading and spamming the internet with his blogs. As if he has no life and can't move on and and accept the fact that there was really no grand-scale scam. I've been ignoring this dickhead too long... too long that I don't even remember his fugly face. The great Elbert Hubbard once said, "Never explain--your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway."
I know I don't need to explain to you guys as it's obvious who's got some major boner inside his brain. But now is different. This moron has blatantly accused my friend Pepper of posting comments against him and even posting her pictures all over his blogs.
I've said before, I introduced them to blogging and they really have no hands in maintaining the layout, templates, and other technical aspects of their blogs. I handle all their blogs without asking anything in return, all they do is post. That's how I love my friends, which I believe Tim Cumper has none.
Pepper and I have been friends since we're in grade school and I know her better than Tim Cumper or anyone else here. So accusing her of posting as Jen or Jenny is absof*ckinglutely insane. She does not even know who this dickhead is. Her name maybe Jennifer but ever since we've been classmates, I've never heard someone call her Jen or Jenny and she hates people who calls her Jennifer.
I don't know if I should laugh or show pity to Tim Cumper's "brilliant" discovery. Imagine, he's older than my dad but my barely 1 yr old nephew is obviously smarter than him. C'mon, there are millions of people who use the name Jen or Jenny. And her last plurk was dated January 2009. So how can she promote that comment posted this August on Plurk? Also, Pepper's too busy to blog because of her masteral studies and nursing duties... Last time I've talked to her was last July! And just recently, her dad was hospitalized due to a mild heart attack so I fail to see the point of her "analyzing" and commenting on topics about a dickhead like Tim Cumper.
Anyway, accusing my friend Pepper of a blatant lie falls directly under the "Crimes Against Honor" of the Revise Penal Code of the Philippines.
Chapter One - LIBEL
Section One. — Definitions, forms, and punishment of this crime.
Art. 353. Definition of libel. — A libel is public and malicious imputation of a crime, or of a vice or defect, real or imaginary, or any act, omission, condition, status, or circumstance tending to cause the dishonor, discredit, or contempt of a natural or juridical person, or to blacken the memory of one who is dead.
Art. 354. Requirement for publicity. — Every defamatory imputation is presumed to be malicious, even if it be true, if no good intention and justifiable motive for making it is shown, except in the following cases:
1. A private communication made by any person to another in the performance of any legal, moral or social duty; and
2. A fair and true report, made in good faith, without any comments or remarks, of any judicial, legislative or other official proceedings which are not of confidential nature, or of any statement, report or speech delivered in said proceedings, or of any other act performed by public officers in the exercise of their functions.
Art. 355. Libel means by writings or similar means. — A libel committed by means of writing, printing, lithography, engraving, radio, phonograph, painting, theatrical exhibition, cinematographic exhibition, or any similar means, shall be punished by prision correccional in its minimum and medium periods or a fines, or both, in addition to the civil action which may be brought by the offended party.
If you've been visited by Tim Cumper and your blog happens to be on Wordpress, then BAN THE BASTARD. (click here).
Tim, you win... you win the Paranoia and Psychosis award of 2008 and 2009! One more year and it's a grandslam! On a serious note, Pepper and Mark are both Psychology and Nursing graduates and are currently taking their Masteral studies in Nursing. You may want to consider hiring their services, you know, some sessions with psychologists.
More information about Tim Cumper.
*Computer end log*
Labels: blogging, internet, tim-cumper
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